When a gentleman's club gets modernized, it not only welcomes the fairer sex, but the general populace. Thank goodness for that – Shoreditch House deserves the adoration of the masses.

Standing proud in East London, Shoreditch House offers five floors of dignified opportunities to let your hair down. 26 refreshing rooms are framed by high wainscoting, and offer all sorts of delightful touches like vintage AM/FM alarms, hot water bottles, and a collection of classic books, toys, and games that guests are encouraged to borrow.

Down on the ground floor, the famous Cowshed spa is modest about its reputation for pampering. Rough wooden walls and checked floors evoke memories of simpler times, while all-natural plant-based products are just as simple, but very modern in their execution.

You'll definitely want to head for the fifth floor, as the Square Bar, House Kitchen and Games Room are all there for the taking. Start with cured meats and dark ale at the bar, and then grab a steaming plate of goat’s cheese ravioli from the kitchen. Finally, neck a scotch or two, and demolish your friend’s egos over a game of Monopoly.